Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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