just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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