your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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