Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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