I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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