Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
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