im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
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