On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
