Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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