i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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