She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
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