I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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