areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
You peed on a flamingo?!?
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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