turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
she pinky promised me she was 18
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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