really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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