I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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