i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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