I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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