quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
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