Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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