I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
Sext me about skeletons
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
Randomize
