I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I'd wear matching sweaters with you
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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