Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
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