I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
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You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
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