Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
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I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
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