When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Randomize
