why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
The feeling are messing with the penis
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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