She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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