We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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