there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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