I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
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