Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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