everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
His hands were made for my vagina.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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