We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
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