two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
Floor bacon is actually really good
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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