I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Send help, water and tortillas.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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