Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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