so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
