I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
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