Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
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