barbara walters just said penis...
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
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