I just made out with a guy for $7.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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