so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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