yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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