Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
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