Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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