Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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