You're my little dorito
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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