That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
It's official drugs can't kill me
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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