herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
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