I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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