I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
These tits shall not be calmed
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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