My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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