I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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