jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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